can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
- someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
- me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born