im laughing so hard at this
Cas is like
does Dean even poop
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
DJ said he wanted to hate Jared when he met him because he’s so handsome he thought “I bet he’s stupid…AND HE WAS SO SMART!”
(Source: lipglosskaz)
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
- someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
- me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born


















